{"id":9324,"date":"2020-04-10T10:34:51","date_gmt":"2020-04-10T09:34:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uscbb.fr\/?p=9324"},"modified":"2020-04-10T13:37:04","modified_gmt":"2020-04-10T12:37:04","slug":"trouille-et-covid-tome-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uscbb.fr\/?p=9324","title":{"rendered":"Les trouilles, c&rsquo;est Covid &#8211; Tome 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Notre coll\u00e8gue Patrice le B nous tape la chansonnette sur le fameux<em> A bicyclette <\/em>d&rsquo;Yves Montand :<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"\ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udeb2French Quarantine \ud83c\udfb7\ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DHt4boIkAPM?feature=oembed&#038;wmode=opaque\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #003300\">Quand on partait de bon matin,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> quand on partait sur les chemins,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> A bicyclette.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Nous \u00e9tions quelques bons copains<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Y avait Fernand, y avait Firmin<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Y avait Francis et S\u00e9bastien<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Et puis Paulette<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #003300\">On roulait vite, on parlait fort<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Du vrai plaisir dans cet effort,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> A bicyclettes<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Sur nos routes, en bord de Seine\u00a0,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Qu\u2019on l\u2019appelait , si t\u2019en souvienne<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Qu\u2019on aimait tant, \u00ab\u00a0petites reines\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Nos bicyclettes<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #003300\">On \u00e9taient tous amoureux d\u2019elles,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> On se sentait pousser des ailes\u00a0,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Dans les grimpettes<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Car en montant vers Bosc-Gu\u00e9rard<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> S\u2019imaginant dans l\u2019Izoard<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> On allumait quelques p\u00e9tards,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> P\u2019tites allumettes (autre voix)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #003300\">Quand vint le temps des tournesols,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Tout a p\u00e9t\u00e9 chez Lubrizol<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Plus d\u2019 bicyclette.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> On a regard\u00e9 un nuage noir<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Qui redescendait vers nos trottoirs<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Puis vers nos voies respiratoires,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Pas vraiment chouette.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #003300\">Le gros nuage se dissipa,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> En beaux maillots, nous revoil\u00e0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Comme des athl\u00e8tes<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Mais la pluie tombe, c\u2019n\u2019est pas parfois<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> S\u2019il faut de l\u2019eau, je le con\u00e7ois,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Un mois, puis deux, et encore trois<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> C\u2019est trop d\u2019 toilette.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #003300\">L\u2019hiver prend fin , l\u2019printemps s\u2019amorce<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> On recommence \u00e0 gonfler le torse<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Adieu stratus<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Mais qui voila, qui nous confine<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Dr\u00f4le de virus venu de Chine<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Passe du voisin \u00e0 la voisine<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Cor\u2019navirus<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #003300\">Plus de magasins, plus d\u2019autobus,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Et dans les cours, plus de p\u2019tits Gibus<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Un vrai blocus<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> On s\u2019alourdit, de plus en plus<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Le ventre se gonfle en tumulus<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> avec plus bas, mollets minus<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> V\u00e9locip\u00e9dus<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #003300\">On range les clous et les biclous<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> N\u2019y qu\u2019\u00e0 huiler l\u2019axe des roues<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Et des roulettes.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Alors souvent on vit l\u2019enfer<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Pour ne pas mettre pied \u00e0 terre,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Sur home-trainer, une vraie gal\u00e8re<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Le temps s\u2019arr\u00eate,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #003300\">Il ne manquerait plus que nos \u00e9diles<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> D\u00e9cident que, le vingt six avril<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> C\u2019nest plus utile<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> De rester dans nos domiciles<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Sauf pour les vieux, les plus fragiles.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Soixant\u2019 dix ans, il y\u2019aurait p\u00e9ril,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Triste vaudeville<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #003300\">On repartira de bon matin<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> On partira sur les chemins<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> A bicyclette<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Le confinement prendra bien fin<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> On reverdira , on m\u00e8nera le train,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> Faudra qu\u2019ils suivent, tous ces gamins<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #003300\"> A 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